i knew it was coming... but no amount of preparation can quite cushion the shock and slight indignation of receiving this mail.

by the end of october, i will be a complimentary member of SDU...

damn smart lah, MCYS, automatically draft ALL graduates into the programme unless they choose to opt-out of it, and while you're at it, cunningly send this piece of mail in mid-October when the closing date is 31st October, why don't you?

so fine, ill 'join'. might be interesting to see what programmes they have planned for us, and make use of this (i quote) "gift to jumpstart my social life", and who knows, i just might meet the man of my dreams and do my national service as a baby-making machine in the near future. whoopee.