this is how my bed in hall looks like when it is wearing clothes.

:

:

:

and this is how it looks like naked.

:

:

:

what are those black splotches?

OMG I HAVE LEAVES UNDER MY BEDSHEETS!!!

i swear im not a dirty creature. i can only guess how the leaves got there. seeing how flattened they were, i must have slept on them for the past one month. and leaves can only mean that they must've stuck on to my bedsheets the last time i hung them out on the laundry lines. which effectively means that the leaves have been there for two months (one month in the closet while i used the other bedsheet, and one month with my fat ass sleeping on it)... thank goodness there were no creepy crawlies on the bed *weeps*

why do the strangest things happen to my bedsheets? cant a girl sleep in peace?! the last time a mysterious Force bunched up my bedsheets into a ba zhang (dumpling) with my freshly-kept laundry as ba zhang filling. chermaine was with me, she's my eye-witness so she can verify my sanity.

***

canteen 5 is a virtual ghost town during meal times. why is that? the food may not be as delicious as it was under the previous vendor last semester, but it's alright. in fact, their prawn paste chicken is MUCH YUMMIER! it qualifies as heaven people food for me. (and honestly, if it's good enough for me, why isnt it good enough for you? *sniff*) the chicken is so crispy and so incredibly juicy! the vendors are also MUCH MUCH FRIENDLIER than the ultra chao bin ex-vendors. two of the women can be easily identified as mother & daughter cos they shared the same tak boleh tahan chao bin expressions. why do we have to tahan your black faces when we're buying dinner from you? pfff.

***

today's exam paper was bad for me. looks like an 'A' is out of the question. just hope i dont get a 'C'... only one more to go next wed and im officially a graduate. my tutor (no names pls!) for the wed paper reminds me forcefully of harry potter's Professor Trelawney. except for the hair.

***

every night in ntu, there is a funny beeping/por-ing sound emanating from certain trees. i used to think it was some sort of electronic device cos it sounds like the lil honking noises you hear when you use the remote control to lock/unlock your car, but at a lower pitch. but then later on i realised that the funny beeping/por-ing came from several trees, each located in a different area, and rach, ppt and i concluded that it should be a bird/insect. i never thought that beeping/honking/por-ing noises make for good mating calls...

***

im positive my underwear was stolen from the laundry lines two days ago. damn you! disgusting yknow!!!

***

something happened to my arm.

i got bruises all down the length of my arm.

:

:

:

and they are equidistant bruises!

***

i shouldnt have rejected the boon lay nasi lemak just now. wanted to come back to my room early, eat a lil and sleep, but i wound up overeating by alot and doing housewifey things. now im too full and too awake to sleep. bah.

***