today my sis met a cheekopek at the swimming complex.

she was at the end of the pool resting when this 20-30ish man flashed his pearly whites at her and raised his eyebrows in a 'heyyyyy babyy' manner and proceeded to trap her into her corner by moving from her left to right to left.

i was at the other end of the pool massaging my sore arms and non-existant pectoral muscles and totally oblivious to her plight.

later, PsychoCheekopek hopped out of the pool and headed for the gents presumably for a pee.

no. definitely for a pee cos he was freaking holding on to his wee wee with his right hand while skipping to the loo!

less than 5 seconds in the gents, he skipped out again and flopped into the pool. apparently, no pee!

he did this routine 3 times.

PsychoCheekopek looks uncannily like William Hung.

and to add to the whole confounding picture, he didnt swim or even kick about in the water at all. his pool outing was entirely about soaking in the water and smiling at petrified young girls punctuated with frequent wee wee-holding pseudo loo breaks.

dont you just love wackos?

and on a completely different note, what is it with the need to pee like 5 min after a shower? it's just not right.