Thursday, November 18, 2004
"Why aren't you married yet?"
What to say when people ask you
"Why aren't you married yet?"
1. Because it'll take the spontaneity out of dating.
2. Why aren't you thin yet?
3. Because it's not legal in Singapore at the moment.
4. You proposing, ah?
5. I'm still looking for that special someone who won't report me to the police.
6. I'm waiting for your daughter to turn 18 first.
7. My mail order bride norchat come.
8. Because human-computer marriages are still not recognized.
9. I'm waiting for you to die so I can marry your husband.
10. I'm getting married in May... "May" the day never come.
11. I haven't found the right sheep.
12. What? And spoil my great sex life?
my personal favourite is #2. :D
Source: Colin Goh, The Last Page, 8Days
